Finally, after much tutting, grumbling and muttering of expletives, I've worked out how to post photos. (See below for the results.) Once Microsoft Publisher decides to start playing ball, I'll post a suitably pretentious photo of yours truly. In the meantime, satisfy yourself by gazing on the beauty of my beloved wife (but not for too long, or I'll start getting jealous), and the loveliness of my friends from church.
Question of the day: Who should be first against the wall, come the revolution? My vote's currently with Bill Gates. Microsoft Works? Oxymoron, if you ask me.